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Date: 2017-12-13 08:00 am (UTC)
blap_blap: (And we're all not here for nothing)
From: [personal profile] blap_blap
[He sighs. She's looking calmer, at least, which is a good thing, because a calm blue haired lady is a lady that's less likely to shoot at him.]

Okay, so here's the deal with the whole-- [He gestures at face height, just indicating everything that he's got going on up there.] --douchey mess here.

I had a lot of student loans and made some really poor life decisions, and now I'm one of Jack's body doubles. I have the face of an asshole and it's about as awful as you'd expect.

I'd really appreciate it if you didn't, like, try to shoot me for it or something.

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Date: 2017-12-21 01:10 am (UTC)
blap_blap: (But who needs time?)
From: [personal profile] blap_blap
[Thanks for that prostitution parallel, there. Selling his body, god, he was working for Jack, not fucking him. There would literally be no amount of money that anyone could ever promise him that would make him consider giving up the goods to Jack.]

Not as big as you'd think.

[Especially because he didn't really agree to be Jack's double. He came in for an interview and ended up with another man's face with no memory of what happened in between.]

But, hey, I'm just gonna be over here not judging you for whatever motivated you to become a murderous bandit. Because I'm a nice person.

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